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Saturday, January 7, 2012

Tamil Funny Jokes


Tamil Funny Joke
Man1: Kadavul kitta 'enakku oru velai, pai neraya panam, pakathula naraya figuru eppothum irukkanum' endru vaendi'kittadhu thappa poiyirichu.
Man2: Aen, enna aachhu?
Man1: Ippam naan "ladies special" bus'la conductor'a irukkaen.


Tamil Joke
Man1: Un payyan unna urichu vachaa maadiriyae irukkaan pa.
Man2: Naadhari, konjam meduva pesu. Adhu pakkathu veettu payyan.


Kadi Jokes
Aaarum aarum serntha enna varum?
Vellam varum.

Koli aen muttai podudu?
Theriyuma?
Theriyalana therinju koonga.
Aenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theiriyadhu paarunga. Adhan.

Watchman eppadi tittuvaaru?
Gate Out

Oru poonai paadugirathu:
Eli mayamaana ethir gaalam en ulathil therigiradhu.

Saloon kadai kaarar'ku piditha kaai edhu?
Kathiri'kai.

Auto driver eppadi sirippar?
Kulungi Kulungi sirippar.

Man1: Enga, bus aeru'vadharkku enga nirkkanum?
Man2: Nadu rotula nillunga.


Funny Joke in Tamil
Editor: Ennaga post cover mela kadhai eludhi anuppi irukeenga?
Author: Neenga dhana sonneenga "Cover Story" vendum endru.


Tamil TitBit Jokes
Nagai kadai kaararrukku piditha soap edhu?
Pon Vandu.
Weight'ana paravai edhu?
Garudan (Garu-ton)
Bun mela thanni oothina enna aagum?
Panneer agum!
Karumbu vyabaram eppadi irukku?
Sakka'i podu podudu!
Ethanai thadava thiruppi sonnalum unakku puriyavae maataengudhu.
Thiruppi sonna eppadi puriyum? Nera sollunga.


Tamil Good Joke
Kappal'lae kavildhalum, kannathula kai vaikka koodhadhu. Aen theriyuma?
Kannathula kai vaichha, neechal eppadi adikka mudiyum?


Paithiyam Joke
Paithiyam 1: Taj Mahal'la naan vaanga poraen
Paithiyam 2: Adha naan ippam vikka poradhu illa.


Silly Tamil Jokes
Avar yaaralum ice vaikka mudiyadhu.
Aen?
Avar ice kadai vacchu irukkaru.
Naai Aen kuraikudhu?
Aenna adhukku kootta theriyaadhu.
Mayilae Mayilae'nna iragu podadhu, aen theriyuma?
Iragu poda sonna thana podum, mayilae mayilae mattum sonna poduma? Silly fellows.
Enna, koli pidichadu'naala kai vendhu poyidicha?
Naan pudichadhu neruppu koli aachae.


Blade Tamil Jokes
Thirudanukku polisukkum enna vidyasam?
Thoppai!
Sigathai paarthu payapadhada miriguam edhu?
Innoru Singam!
ok ok, konjam over kadi dhan, irundhalum...
Sothu thagaraaru dhan, aana adhukkaaga ippadiya!
Aen, enna aachu?
Hotel'la "family dosai" vaangi adha pirikka kooda sandai pottukaraanga.


Tamil Alchohol Drinkers Joke
Andha aeriyala ellorum bayangara kudikaaranga'lamae?
Aaama, adhanalayae avunga aeriyala oru oorigai company aaramichu irukkangalam.


Tamil Police Joke
Ennai ellorum police endru nenachu bayandhukaraanga.
Adhan thoppaiya koraingna'nu appavae sonnaen.

Geth tamil kadi joke sms 
Person1:"kaludhai'kku kalyaanam panni vachom... vellamae vandhuruchu!"

person2:"appuram, nelamaiyay eppidi samaalicheenga?"

person1:"divorce panni vachom..... vellam vadin'chiruchu!"

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