Nagaichuvai

Mokkai Nagaichuvai 
Boy1: Dai Naalaiku nan cinemaku poren variya da
Boy2: Mudinja varen da
Boy1: Mudinja piragu yenda vara? Padam arambikum bothu vaada. Good night 

Teacher Student Nagaichuvai 
Teacher: Padikkira Pasanga Oru Naalaikku 8 Mani Neram Thoongina Podum.
Stud: Adhu Eppadi Sir Mudiyum, Oru Naalaikku 7 Mani Neram Thaan school.!!! 

Nagaichuvai Joke 
Boy: Un veetukku poyirunthen, inimelum namakku kalyanam aakumunu enakku thonala.

Girl: Ennoda appava parthingala?

Boy: Illa un thangachiya parthen... 

Mokkai 
Saintha Gopuram Japanla kattiruntha enna peyar:

NIKKUMO-NIKKATHO

kalyana thosam 
Josiyar: kalyanathuku appuram ungaluku oru THOSAM neengaitum...
Man: Apdiya..enna thosam,
Josiyar : SANTHOSAM...

appan pulla latchanam 
appan: pullaiyada nee. ella subjectlayum fail.enna inimay appa nu kupdaathe?
pulla: sari machi.. summa seen podaama sign na podu

Mokkai sms 
Post Office'la Enna Mirugam irukkum.?
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Yosinga.?
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Theriyaleya.?
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"Otta-Gum" irukkum.

mokkai 
Pls tell me the Answer in single word for the following two questions:


Naagam (Pambu) Seeruvathu Ethanale?

Nadigargal Oduvathu Ethanale ?


Ans: Padam Edukka

mokkai 
Pls tell me the Answer in single word for the following two questions:


Naigal (Dogs) oduvathu ethanale ?

Nakku Inippathu Ethanale ?


Ans: Kal Kandal

mokkai 
Pls tell me the meaning for the following words if you are genius

ENAKKUM
1000
UNAKKUM


Ans: Enakkum Unakkum Idayil Aayiram Erukkum

Mokkai 
a rice cooker z sliped frm 10th floor
but not damaged can u guess y?











becz its a
buterfly cooker .
no.no

kadhal kavidhai 
Male lover:
enoda kavithaiai kael
'Uyirae Uyirae
Unnal Nenjam
Eridhae Eridhae'

Female lover:
Adhukkuthan thanni adikkadhannu sonnam.

exam joke 
stu:sir,enna idu

sir:Question paper

stu:sir,idu enna

sir:Answer paper

stu:enna koduma sir idu,question paper la question iruku,but ans paper la ans illaye

sir:????????????

Differents 
What is differents between parrot & peacock??

Theriyalaya???
parrot josiya paravai, peacock thesiya paravai.Thoppe thoppe...

Funny Tamil Nagaichuvai 
Manager: Yenga Bank'la interest illaama Loan kodukkiroam.

Villager: kodukkaradha konjam sandhoashama kodukkalamala. yean interest illaama kodukkireenga? 

Mr.Bean Joke 
Mr.Bean Friend: Ethuku da sugar dappala"MASALA' nu elthi vatchu iruka?

Mr.Bean : Erumba Yematha thaan....!

sms joke 
Principal: eanda late..?

venkatesh: bike panchar sir,

principal: busla varalam la,

venkatesh: sonna unga ponnu keka matengra sir...

Vaalkai Joke 
kadavul:vun dhavathai mechinen edaavadhu 2 varam kel.
bakthan:naan thoongumbodhu saaga vendum
kadavul: aagattum.matra oru varam?
bakthan:yenakku thookame vara koodaadhu

Hilarious Joke 
ponnu laddu mathiri irrupanu en paian kitta sonnathu thappa pochu

yen ennachu

ponnu parka pona edathula ponna kadichutan.

Thanga manasu 
Boy : Andava naan yaaraium yematra villayae yen entha ponnum ennai kathalikavillai?
God : Baktha Un Nalla Manasuku ellam nallathavae nadakum athil ithuvum onru.
Boy : Thanks.

Father Son Joke 
Village Father: Epidiyo 4 varusam 'COLLEGE' padipa mudichita,
aduthu enna seyya pora?

Son: Arrears'nu oru melpadipu irukudhuppa adha padikanum pa! 

Funny Doctor Joke 
Nurse : Sir, Nan innaikku 5.10'kku polamnu irukken.
Doctor : Nee nallathanemma irukre, 70-80'la polamae
Nurse : Doctorrrrr 

JOLLY Joke 
Driver:Sorry sir petrolmullusa dry aaiduchu.Inimel oru adikuda munnadi nagarathu.

Manager:hmmm..sari reverse edu veetukavadhu pokalam..

Timing Tamil Joke 
Amaichar: Manna ethiri naatu mannan ungalai "porukku" alaikkirar.

Mannar: Porukkellam varamudiyathu, vendumaanal "Barukku" vara sollu. Adichu pakalam. 

Funny Husband 
Hus: EnakuOperationla ethavadhu achuna nee Doctora kalyanam pannikko.

Wife:Yen ipdi pesurenga!!?

Hus:Avana palivanga enakku vera vazhi theriyala. 

Husband and Wife Funny Tamil Joke 
Wife : ennanga pinnadi oruthan ennoda kala sorandaran.
Husband : konjam thirumbi mugatha kaattu sorandave matan! 

Milk Kadi 
1 Litre Milka 20 Nabar Kudikkanum?
Eppadi?
Vaayalathan. 

Today joke 
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.