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Saturday, January 7, 2012

Silly Tamil Jokes


Silly Doctor Joke
Man1: Andha doctor poli endru eppadi kandu pidicheenga?
Man2: Thaiyal podradhukku tailor kadaikku poga solluraaru.
Kadi Joke
Endha cake'kai saapida mudiyadhu?
Detergent Cake
Joke
MAN1: Ennadhan irundhalum Perumal koil iyyar paiyana irukkalam, athukaga ipadiya?
MAN2: enna pannan
MAN!: Helmet pathila greedathai potukitu poran


Husband Wife Blade
Karuvai kalaikkanum engiriyae, un veettu kaarar kitta permission vaangittiya?
Avar velinaadu poi oru varusam aachae.
Tamil Blade Joke
Man1: Bus'sa vittu erangana'dhukku piragu dhan therinjudhu, oruthan en pocket'la blade pottutaan endru.
Man2: Appuram enna aachu?
Man1: Pocket'la irundha blade'da veliya thookki pottutaen.
Tension adhigam aana enna aagum?
"Eleven"sion aagum.
Tamil Silly Jokes
Thirudanukkum police'sukkum enna vidyasam?
Thoppai dhan!
Park'kil ukkandhu pesina eppadi irukkum?
Pull'arikkum.
Andha eluthaalar aen kenathukkul poi kadhai eludhugiraar?
Appam dhan kadhai aalama irukkum'maam.
Postman: Ungalukku oru mottai kadidasi vandhu irukku.
Man: Enga irundhu?
Postman: Palani'la irundhu.
More Silly Jokes
Man1: Kayyil kattodu eppoludhum alai'giraarae, avar yaaru?
Man2: Avar katta Brahmachaari'yam.
Kaakka aen karuppa irukku?
Adhu daily veyil'la suthudhu'la, adhan.
Kumbakarnan'nukku pudichha maram edhu?
Thoongu moonji maram.
Tamil Comedy Jokes
Harichandranukku pidicha biscuit edhu?
True biscuit.
Mechanic'kku piditha soap edhu?
Wheel soap!
Stale Tamil Jokes
Koli aen muttai podudhu?
Aenna adhukku 1,2,3 poda theriyadhu, adhan.
Avar aen kaalil scale'lai kattikittu aathil erunguraaru?
Avar edhulayum aalam theriyaamal kaalai uda maattaaraam.
Por adikkadi nadakkum oor edhu?
Porur.
Kai ulla maram edhu?
Murun"kai" maram.
Tamil Nagaichuvai
Saapida'kkoodiya aani edhu?
Briyani.
Unga kadai idli panju maadhiri irukkae, eppadi?
aaan, paruthikottai'ya aatti maavu seeyuro, adhan.
Neenga eppavum enna soap ubayogik'kireenga?
Naan eppavum soap unbayogik'karadhillai, kulikkum bodhu mattum dhan.
Funny Tamil PJs
Maligai kadaiyil velai paarthavanai marundhu kadaiyil velai paarkka sonnadhu thappa pochu.
Aen?
Edhai kaettalum ethanai kilo venum endru kaetkiraan.
Endha maan koyilai suthi suthi varum?
Bhakti-maan.
Upilla pandam kuppayilae,
appam uppulla pandam?
Thoppaiyilae!
Computer Tamil Joke
Computer mouse'sukkum, sund'eli'kkum enna vidyasam?
Sundelikku vaal pinnaadi irukkum, computer mouse'sukku vaal munnadi irukkum.
Festival Tamil Nagaichuvai
Indha pudavaiyai nee eppam edhutha, deepavalikka illa pongalukka?
Thunik'kadaiyila current ponnappa edhuthaen.
Endha pandigai'kku thailam thevai?
Deepa'vali' andru.
kitchen jokes 
Saambaara gold aakanumna enna pannanum?
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56 carrot'a ulla podanum ..

Comedy joke 
Man1: en ellarum oduranga?
Man2: edhu runnig race'la jaikuravangaluku cup tharuvanga
Man1: ha, ha, ha jaikuravan cup vanguravathu ku mattravalkal en oduranga? 

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